i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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