the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
