Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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