My room smells like vodka and shame
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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