You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You can't special order awesome
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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