yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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