That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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