like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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