apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
You made out with two different species that night
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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