You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Randomize
