I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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