Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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