the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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