i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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