Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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