gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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