Im at strip club and am horny
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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