You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Houston, we have a squirter
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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