he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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