My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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