why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
