: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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