Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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