If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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