5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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