Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
well I can't set my house on fire every night
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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