The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I have already put on my inside pants.
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