I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i would punch a child for taco bell
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Two words: nipple clamps
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