is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
