I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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