ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
She's like a pop up book from hell.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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