well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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