Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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