areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
