Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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