You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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