nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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