it wasn't lemon gatorade
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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