So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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