Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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