ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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