He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
why do cheetos always look like penises
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Bring me that man meat
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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