i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I want to be your penis for a week.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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