After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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