at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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