how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
