So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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