i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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