Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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