I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I wish there were birth control emojis
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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