I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Sorry my hands just texted you
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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