sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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