I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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