I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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