I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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