Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
then he tried to convert me to islam
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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