Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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